Saturday, April 28, 2007

Vacancy

In line with expansion of my ONS experiences, cheeky_me seek for candidates who fits below requirements :

1. Must be a man
2. Age above 30 years old


Special Requirement of ONS Partner
1. Above 175cm of height
2. Not more than 75kg of weight
3. Attractive outlook
4. Good skill in 69 position
5. A good teaser
6. At least 6" long (hmm... u guys know wat i mean here)






Special Requirement of Husband
1. Brave
2. Intelligent
3. Gentle
4. Polite
5. Energetic
6. Nutty
7. Industrious
8. Sensitive
And if all else fails, well….. read the CAPITAL LETTERS only.


Pls enquire within.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Shower Test










When you step into a shower, which part
of the body do you wash first?

Please select a body first?

A. Chest
B. Face
C. Armpits
D. Hair
E. Privates
F. Shoulders
G. Others



Now Scroll Down To See What Your Answer Means.



























A. Chest:
You are a practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around
the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to
be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who
do not see things your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new
things. Your best partner in life will be those who choose D (Hair).





B. Face:
Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it.
Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are
there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard
to understand you, but you are not concerned as to what they think.
Very self-centered person. Average sex partner as too selfish and
tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner.
Your best partner in life will be those who choose E (Privates)
and G (Others).






C. Armpits:
You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally very
popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help
others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether
people are genuine towards you. Make very poor sex partners as you
are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life
will be those who choose F (Shoulders).






D. Hair:
Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what
most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking, but you will work
tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not
important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic
types. Make the best sex partners as you are most willing to explore
and please ther other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best
partner in life will be those who chose A (Chest) and E (Privates).






E. Privates:
Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others.
You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and
unattractive. Perserverance is not your strength and you tend to give
up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make an above
average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very
few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best
sex partner in life will be those who choose B (Face) and D (Hair).



F. Shoulder:
A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you
and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to
be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a livin hell.
Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always
fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to
find a partner in life. Those who choose C (Armpits) are your
only chance.



G. Others:
You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner
strengths, but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little
bit more adventurous and see your potential. Deep down, you are very
likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to
make your strengts stand out and not just hide you weaknessess. You
are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different
techniques, but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out.
Your best partner in life will be those who choose B (Face).

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Pulau Perhentian Trip


Lazing all day in the hammock



Walking barefoot along the soft white sandy beach and crystal clear aqua blue water



It's raining
It's pouring
The old man is snoring
Bumped his head
And he went to bed
And he couldn't get up in the morning



The water taxis with no biz, just lying restlessly at the seashore