This is an article I pick from one of the sex tips website :
# The main rule of one night stand end is as follows: the partners say to each other good bye, as easily as they said hallo. And there are some other rules that if followed will make your parting easier and more pleasant.
Do you really think you need to know what her name is? Do you think he/she needs the same? Sweetie, Honey, Dear will be quite enough.
Try to wake up before her/him. This will help you avoid such foolish questions like "Did you like it?" "Would you like a cup of tea?" "What about going to movies at night?" No morning coffee, no romantic talks, nothing that reminds of peaceful family relationships. But who knows what a one night stand can turn into.#
OK, I got it, this is what ONS suppose to be, no emotional string attached, no hard feeling, just sex.
What's your opinion on this?
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Thursday, July 26, 2007
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Flirt SMS
#Kisses blown are kisses wasted
Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated #
#A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss aint a kiss unless its with tongues
So open ur mouth & close your eyes & give your tongue some exercise#
#Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ...
in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!#
#God made butter,
God made cheese;
God made you for me to squeeze.
God made whiskey,
God made Pepsi
and when he made you he made you SEXY! #
#Kissing you baby is my dream
I am the strawberry and you re the cream
Handle me gentle, keep me real keen
You and I together babes, the passion is so extreme!#
Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated #
#A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss aint a kiss unless its with tongues
So open ur mouth & close your eyes & give your tongue some exercise#
#Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ...
in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!#
#God made butter,
God made cheese;
God made you for me to squeeze.
God made whiskey,
God made Pepsi
and when he made you he made you SEXY! #
#Kissing you baby is my dream
I am the strawberry and you re the cream
Handle me gentle, keep me real keen
You and I together babes, the passion is so extreme!#
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
Which Part Will Turn U On?
I found this picture lying in my inbox, Map to Heaven, lol
Surprisingly, it only tells half of the true story. Why is that? Maybe it`s because not every part of the "map' fits every women! That may be your first hint guys. We are all different, what works on one women will make another women slap your face with disgust.
Some women love a very passionate kiss. A passionate kiss can be an instant orgasm. Women love to feel the sensation of your breathe on thier skin. That will surely send her to a new level of sensations.
Women have very sensitive backs. A women's spine will tingle with the slightest touch of your finger tips.
Kiss her shoulder, kiss her belly, kiss and nibble her ear, kiss her thighs and between her legs
She will be warm already, anticipating the sensation of your tongue!
And another thing about breast or boobs (ya, you guys love that the most, I know). Women do vary with having their breasts played with. This should be done gently at first, so to not turn her off. Some women love a very passionate kiss. A passionate kiss can be an instant orgasm.
Talk sweet words to her ears, listen to her moans when you caress her, read her body language, feel her wetness and please show your anticipation by at least tell your feeling when she is trying hard to please you.
Got me?? Got the hints?? even with the clothes on, you still able to turn a woman on, as long as you know her sensitive spot.
Monday, March 26, 2007
8 Types of Guys Women Avoid
Do you have a feeling that no matter how hard you tried but you still failed to impress the opposite sex? Have you ever wondered if the way you act makes women cringe? Have you ever worried that your behavior might be making them run in the other direction? Here are the tips for you guys, 8 types of guys that woman try to avoid (‘siam’ as far as she could)
1. The Needy Type
He has no confident on himself and relationship. He needs to reassurance about his companion feels for him and sometimes seems like a desperado. A woman found confidence and independence are sexy traits that attracted her, she needs security, she needs a shoulder to cry on, not her shoulder for the guy to cry on, so keep all these for yourself and don't reveal it until your relationship is stable.
2. The Arrogant Type
Guy with huge ego will definitely turned her down. A woman always observe and guy's personality from the way he treated other people. So even though you treated her well on date doesn't mean that she is fine with your arrogant, watch out!
3. The Boorish Type
How do you feel when you courting a woman and she kept staring at the handsome guy next to you in your presence? Irritating isn’t it. Same with the boorish guy, he doesn't try to hide the fact that he's checking out other women while in her presence; In facts, he flirts with any woman he met, the waitress when you were having dinner with him, the florist when he was buying flowers for you, his lacks of respect to woman is intolerable. Flirter cant restrain this kind of behavior permanently but at least on the stage of wooing woman, please don’t act like Valentino.
4. The Cheap-skate Type
I met this kind of guy before. We went to the hotel for one night stand and guess what, we go dutch for the room!! Oh man, he is disgracing his own species! Or maybe I am nor worth for him paying for me, sob... sob…
I am not complaining that I have to pay for my share but at least show the appreciation and be gentlemen mah. Yeah, guy is the one who did most of the hard work but sometimes I was at top did the hard work too and BJ service given not bad oso
5. The Self Righteous Type
This guy is hypercritical to others. He probably do not have any bad habits, and he does not hesitate to tell others to follow suit. Since you first meet withhim, he had criticising you from head to toe, and telling you that you shouldn’t do this, you shouldn’t do that.
6. The Arguer Type
As Chinese saying, 'Yin Kar Lou Chak', mean that enemies are bound to meet on a narrow road, one can't avoid one's enemy, this guy can turn every conversation into argument, what ever issue brought up will ended with arguments
7. The Predictable Type
Definitely a boring guy, there is no excitement in his life, everything is pre-set and predictable, he is living in a formula that created by himself and I tell you, you will get bored til you die
8. The Misogynist Type
He has no secret of his bitterness against woman, especially his ex, ex-ex and ex-ex-ex. Woman can't blame him for his misfortune but keep it to yourself when you are alone.
Even if you are one of the guy mentioned, don't stress out too much, as chinese saying, beauty is in the eye of beholder, don't worry too much, just keep this female unfriendly behaviours to minimum, and wish you all the best
1. The Needy Type
He has no confident on himself and relationship. He needs to reassurance about his companion feels for him and sometimes seems like a desperado. A woman found confidence and independence are sexy traits that attracted her, she needs security, she needs a shoulder to cry on, not her shoulder for the guy to cry on, so keep all these for yourself and don't reveal it until your relationship is stable.
2. The Arrogant Type
Guy with huge ego will definitely turned her down. A woman always observe and guy's personality from the way he treated other people. So even though you treated her well on date doesn't mean that she is fine with your arrogant, watch out!
3. The Boorish Type
How do you feel when you courting a woman and she kept staring at the handsome guy next to you in your presence? Irritating isn’t it. Same with the boorish guy, he doesn't try to hide the fact that he's checking out other women while in her presence; In facts, he flirts with any woman he met, the waitress when you were having dinner with him, the florist when he was buying flowers for you, his lacks of respect to woman is intolerable. Flirter cant restrain this kind of behavior permanently but at least on the stage of wooing woman, please don’t act like Valentino.
4. The Cheap-skate Type
I met this kind of guy before. We went to the hotel for one night stand and guess what, we go dutch for the room!! Oh man, he is disgracing his own species! Or maybe I am nor worth for him paying for me, sob... sob…
I am not complaining that I have to pay for my share but at least show the appreciation and be gentlemen mah. Yeah, guy is the one who did most of the hard work but sometimes I was at top did the hard work too and BJ service given not bad oso
5. The Self Righteous Type
This guy is hypercritical to others. He probably do not have any bad habits, and he does not hesitate to tell others to follow suit. Since you first meet withhim, he had criticising you from head to toe, and telling you that you shouldn’t do this, you shouldn’t do that.
6. The Arguer Type
As Chinese saying, 'Yin Kar Lou Chak', mean that enemies are bound to meet on a narrow road, one can't avoid one's enemy, this guy can turn every conversation into argument, what ever issue brought up will ended with arguments
7. The Predictable Type
Definitely a boring guy, there is no excitement in his life, everything is pre-set and predictable, he is living in a formula that created by himself and I tell you, you will get bored til you die
8. The Misogynist Type
He has no secret of his bitterness against woman, especially his ex, ex-ex and ex-ex-ex. Woman can't blame him for his misfortune but keep it to yourself when you are alone.
Even if you are one of the guy mentioned, don't stress out too much, as chinese saying, beauty is in the eye of beholder, don't worry too much, just keep this female unfriendly behaviours to minimum, and wish you all the best
Monday, March 19, 2007
Get Ready for One Night Stand
1. Keep yourself clean and hygienic, especially hairs, upper and lower. Shaved whatever need to be shaved and wash whatever to be waished.
2. Please wear matching bra and panties, just imagine when he gets turn on and drop your clothes and saw teddy bear panties with yellow polka dots bra
3. Bring along condoms with you. Don’t listen to the guy’s bullshit, less pleasure with condom? Go to hell!! Practice safe sex for your own sake
4. Relax and enjoy it my dear!! It’s just sex and you don’t have to commit anything, relax and enjoy every moment of it and moan as loud as you want to, sex is supposed to be pleasure and fun
5. You not fat stupid!! Don’t worry about your tummy or your cellulite, you had turned him on, why you worried of tiny part of your body?? Just be confident of your outlook and work hard to get the pleasure
And last but not least
6. Do remember his name other than uttered “oh my gawd”, “oh yeah””harder hun”, even tho you called the wrong name when you climax, they won’t mind, but for the courtesy of his hard work, at least know his name please and
7. If there’s a chance for one night stand blossomed to further relationship and you want to give it a try, get his farking phone number and call him the next morning!!
Good luck yea!!
2. Please wear matching bra and panties, just imagine when he gets turn on and drop your clothes and saw teddy bear panties with yellow polka dots bra
3. Bring along condoms with you. Don’t listen to the guy’s bullshit, less pleasure with condom? Go to hell!! Practice safe sex for your own sake
4. Relax and enjoy it my dear!! It’s just sex and you don’t have to commit anything, relax and enjoy every moment of it and moan as loud as you want to, sex is supposed to be pleasure and fun
5. You not fat stupid!! Don’t worry about your tummy or your cellulite, you had turned him on, why you worried of tiny part of your body?? Just be confident of your outlook and work hard to get the pleasure
And last but not least
6. Do remember his name other than uttered “oh my gawd”, “oh yeah””harder hun”, even tho you called the wrong name when you climax, they won’t mind, but for the courtesy of his hard work, at least know his name please and
7. If there’s a chance for one night stand blossomed to further relationship and you want to give it a try, get his farking phone number and call him the next morning!!
Good luck yea!!
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