Dear Boss,
You know why I want to resign?
Since I worked for you, I have no time to blog anymore.
When I don’t have time to blog anymore, my readers hates me.
When my readers hate me, they don’t visit my blog anymore.
When they don’t visit my blog anymore, my hits drop.
When my hits drop, I become unhappy.
When I become unhappy, I will eat a lot.
When I eat a lot, I will get fat.
When I get fat, it will affect your company’s image.
When your company’s image is affected, your business no good.
When your business no good, you become unhappy.
When you become unhappy, you eat a lot, like me.
When you eat a lot, I’m afraid you will become fat, like me
You see, boss. It’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good, because I care for you, boss.
So, the conclusion is, I want to resign, please let me go la..
Yours cheesily,
Cheeky_me
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Tuesday, May 8, 2007
A Letter To Sumone
Over and over again, I am considering whether I should accept your proposal. You are such a nice person, it’s me who is not good enough for you.
I am just a woman with a heavy baggage, and no one willing to share my baggage with me.
No matter how many love poems you had written, no matter how many times of proposal you had made, no matter how many times you told me you love me, it’s not enough to mend and to heal the scattered heart, not anymore…
Don’t waste your time on me, don’t put your hope on me, I am going to let you down. I had said no for the first time and I am going to say it again.
Just let me be what I want to be and we both move on, different path and different way
I am just a woman with a heavy baggage, and no one willing to share my baggage with me.
No matter how many love poems you had written, no matter how many times of proposal you had made, no matter how many times you told me you love me, it’s not enough to mend and to heal the scattered heart, not anymore…
Don’t waste your time on me, don’t put your hope on me, I am going to let you down. I had said no for the first time and I am going to say it again.
Just let me be what I want to be and we both move on, different path and different way
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