1. Must be a man
2. Age above 30 years old
Special Requirement of ONS Partner
1. Above 175cm of height
2. Not more than 75kg of weight
3. Attractive outlook
4. Good skill in 69 position
5. A good teaser
6. At least 6" long (hmm... u guys know wat i mean here)
Special Requirement of Husband
1. Brave
2. Intelligent
3. Gentle
4. Polite
5. Energetic
6. Nutty
7. Industrious
8. Sensitive
And if all else fails, well….. read the CAPITAL LETTERS only.
Pls enquire within.
30 comments:
Are you looking for me? lol ... Now people find hubby also use blog, high tech! My 180 cm, 73 kg, just age little younger. lol btw,nice to see you here,gal!
louis, u r the first candidate ;)Nice meeting u here too
Well, I like your style of writing, and the avatar look great! hope you will contact me for 2nd round interview! lol :D
sure...... leave me ur email address pls, I ll inform you if you succeed
louislim2@yahoo(dot)com , going to have some fun here...add me to your msn & yahoo Messenger!
err...
i over 75kg
age ngam ngam 30
but mine 7" lor
can anot?
Babe! Do I have to apply for interview again?
louis,
eh.. i just checked your profile, u not qualified leh, onli 21 yrs old :S
banana,
age 30 yrs - in
over 75kg - out
7" - in
conclusion - 2:1
ok lah, u qualified, u no.1 now, as louis kicked out fr da list
yinsi,
u no nid to apply liao lah, u my no.N of ONS ledi mah, apply for wat?? for 283th meh
Me just 30!!
Just 75kg!!
Attractive!
Good skill in 69!
You must try my tease!
6" no prob
Cheeky-me: 6/6 (machiam like eyesight test) - but I don't want to be ONS with you... I WANT MNS!!!
(actually that depends on how MN you make me S) =P
oh wow... seems like someone become hot and steamy now... wokay set, u'll be the second K99
Ok - 2nd. And the LAST as well cos after that no need to have any more ONS... just MMMMMMMNS with me =D
*slurpz*
(At least let you try banana first k!!!)
K99,
wohhahhaa... so kind of you, but this vacancy only for ONS, so how?
ok we have many ONS then. =)
plomise every N different experience!
Muahahaha!! K-99 boleh!
LOL... above 175cm... I failed, Attractive outlook, I failed... Good skill in 69 position, never done b4... 6" long, never measure b4... so I'm out! Wakakakaka
but kenny hor, u got 1 thing that other gus dont have, your sense of humour make u look sexier than others, i might consider if u apply leh
Kenny - quick apply!
Cheeky is opening up... for more positions... (if you know what I mean... hahaha =P)
Cheeky - you need a break after all those books and papers! Lemme rub you down whilst you sip on that pina colada... =D
yeah K99, i really need a good back massage, and pina colada will really take me to heaven man.. one more glass plssss....
I only know how to massage....can ar?
30 years old, still got 8 more christmas..
ngam ngam 175cm
outlook....do u love sky?
69 what la....360 also can!!
teaser? i can give u teaser , trailer , official trailer also can!!
6""?? Sky don have the limit!!!
Well, 21 is not the problem, just thinking, attitude is the matter. If I only 21 but awesome in 69 or any 999, good experience, I have done around 1,XXX time before. As long happy and enjoy, everything is the matter. I think you should consider again. lol :D (surat rayuan)
louis,
surat rayuan sedang dipertimbangkan. Sila tunggu selama 7 hari untuk pihak kami memproses rayuan anda. Sekian, terima kasih.
hehehe... sounds so official leh
Hahaha...so see how it will be. Well, previously my X is 24 when i was 18. I'm not too concern about it, as long happy, this life is worth! Hope my surat rayuan will aprove la! kakakakaka
So where do i click to apply?
LOL
you shd have put up the picture of you taking the shower in your blog michael ;P
That one, I wait til I take one showering with you then I'll put it up. :D
michael,
we'll do it without stephanie knowledge rite? lol
LOL.. shhhh ... LOL
Wow!Interesting...
My Resume,
Name : Patrick Song
Nickname : 69 Practitioner
Age : 31yrs
Weight : 70 kg
Height: 180cm.
D*** : 6.1"(ngam ngam past ur requirement)
Good Looking(8/10)
Referee: my Mama
Experience : Being in numerous time of ONS
Health: NO AIDS,NO STDs
Protection : MUST ALWAYS WEAR CONDOM!!!
Picture: will be send to your private mail for viewing
Selling point : been categorised as the love making machine by all my ONS partners.
Referees:
Rita(KL)
Sandra(PG)
Selly(MELAKA)
Lilly(SABAH) and the list goes on...
Try and evaluate by yrself...
While my calender is still not booked(available) for this activity.
Patrick,
Quite interesting. But I have to see to believe what you mentioned is true. Probably can give me your referee tel. no. or email to 'counter check'?
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