Monday, September 3, 2007

11th Husband

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,

"Please be gentle, darling. I'm still a virgin... ".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him so much.

"But now that I've married you, I'm so sexcited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"Coz you're with the GOVERNMENT.. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROFLS, that's a funny joke.

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year 2008. Long time no update wan geh.

Cheeky_me said...

Yes Aceone, it s been long time I didnt post anything as I was so busy and havent get laid since then :(

Anonymous said...

Gostei muito desse post e seu blog é muito interessante, vou passar por aqui sempre =) Depois dá uma passada lá no meu site, que é sobre o CresceNet, espero que goste. O endereço dele é http://www.provedorcrescenet.com . Um abraço.

Anonymous said...

Gostei muito desse post e seu blog é muito interessante, vou passar por aqui sempre =) Depois dá uma passada lá no meu site, que é sobre o CresceNet, espero que goste. O endereço dele é http://www.provedorcrescenet.com . Um abraço.