Relax and calm down and counting the day to 916, Malaysian new hope to New Malaysia. I really can't bear the disappointment if 916 fails, post these up to entertain us, to get away with the tense of current political situation.
Instructions for new Drive-Through ATM
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.
Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
Gender discrimiation isn't it? but frankly speaking, even when I was driving on the road and noticed a car driving too slow, I will assume it s a women driver!!
4 comments:
This Ahmad and his geng.. really lawan taukeh ! He already knows his taukeh no power and in need of him, especially before D-Day 916 !
I am looking forward for D-Day too... emm actually not my D-Day, it's AAB's D-Day.
Talking about lady driver.., some lady driver more fierce than man driver. Once saw a lady driver shouting at another lady driver in KL. Wow, this one man also dunno what to say lah..
no la cheeky-me.....
some time male oso like that wan....
when they got 5 or more ATM card and 5 more different PIN sure dig diary for PIN.
and I oso some time panickin when I drive.
You knoe la when Bigbig lorry come
Kbguy, I agree. From my point of view, I think what his intention is to force Gerakan out of BN, so that when BN gained their power again, he will be the CM of Penang, but do you think Penangites will vote him for his behaviour? NO WAY!!
For Pak Lah, I think this is the end of his term, he can't even control his 'ma cai' or followers in other words, how can Malaysian trust him to govern the country? If he still doesn't take any action against him, I think there will be more and more chinese community howling and growling. As chinese sayings, 点到即此. no need to make such big fuss. We had express our dissatisfaction and for MCA and Gerakan, just shut your mouth up and do your work on this and SHOW US THE RESULT, show us how you work out on this matter, but not another press conference. We dont want to see the procedures but we want to see the result!!
aha.. pisang, you will be the one that I bully on the road. lol
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