Saturday, September 20, 2008

Is Your Life In Danger? Let Us Protect You In Kamunting!

Is your life in danger ?
Please let us protect you by putting you under the 24 hour custody of the Kamunting Resort.


Free lodging, food and entertainment by our well-trained officers provided !

Coverage short term (16 hours for journalists), medium term (1 week for opposition MPs) and long-term (for HINDRAF).

Interested parties contact our Special Agent, Sai Hamid Baba for details: Terms and Conditions apply (see below).

Underwriters for this UNIQUE MALAYSIAN SERVICE: PDRM n Min. of Home Affairs.

Special Offer now for reporters, bloggers n Opposition MPs. Introduce your friend to us and get to stay together absolutely FREE !!!

Note: Racists, hooligans, liars and UMNO members are not eligible for this offer.

4 comments:

kbguy said...

hahhaa...
As a blogger, u qualify for a 2d/1n stay..hehehe..

Cheeky_me said...

haha.. FOC somemore

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

that place is not save oso....
sniper can shoot you oso

Cheeky_me said...

and their food is like dog food. just imagine RM5.80 for whole day meal?

What can you have for RM5.80?

Breakfast- Roti canai & air kosong - RM 1.80
Lunch- Rice and piece of chicken feet- RM2.00
Dinner Rice and kuah curry- RM 2.00

I can't imagine those detainees having the food for 6 years in there.

ABOLISH ISA!!