Monday, March 19, 2007

Get Ready for One Night Stand

1. Keep yourself clean and hygienic, especially hairs, upper and lower. Shaved whatever need to be shaved and wash whatever to be waished.

2. Please wear matching bra and panties, just imagine when he gets turn on and drop your clothes and saw teddy bear panties with yellow polka dots bra

3. Bring along condoms with you. Don’t listen to the guy’s bullshit, less pleasure with condom? Go to hell!! Practice safe sex for your own sake

4. Relax and enjoy it my dear!! It’s just sex and you don’t have to commit anything, relax and enjoy every moment of it and moan as loud as you want to, sex is supposed to be pleasure and fun

5. You not fat stupid!! Don’t worry about your tummy or your cellulite, you had turned him on, why you worried of tiny part of your body?? Just be confident of your outlook and work hard to get the pleasure

And last but not least

6. Do remember his name other than uttered “oh my gawd”, “oh yeah””harder hun”, even tho you called the wrong name when you climax, they won’t mind, but for the courtesy of his hard work, at least know his name please and

7. If there’s a chance for one night stand blossomed to further relationship and you want to give it a try, get his farking phone number and call him the next morning!!

Good luck yea!!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wuah!! Powerrrrr!!! I learned something here.

Cheeky_me said...

Oh yea?? SO you get ready for one nite stand liao kah?? Don't forget to call me yeah ;)

clement said...

wah, nice page, teach something that work la

Cheeky_me said...

it really works clement? good to hear that

Unknown said...

Sure can work or not? Can have many night stand? LOL... anyway, 1st time here.

Cheeky_me said...

Never try never know mah, thanks for visiting

Unknown said...

Cheeky_Me,

Nolah... I don't into ONS thing, and I never experience it before.

Cheeky_me said...

so good one?? actually i m not really into ONS too, but sometimes when the ambience and company add with the booster of alcohol, sometimes it s hard to say no

Weird Dan said...

the wonders of what one can learn here.

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

i learn new here....