Saturday, January 19, 2008

How To Get Your Salary Increment?

It's a new year and you had been appraised by your superior but yet to get your salary increment, what you going to do? This is a sample of letter you can write to your boss :

Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$ of u$, employee$, who have given $o much $upports and $ervice$ to the orgrani$ation.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Nomani $mith

And guess what, this is your boss reply on your request :

Dear NOmani,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has been changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well yet.

NOw, newspaper indicates world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the country may fall into aNOther recession. I wish it will NOt happen soon.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,



Sorry folks, for my long disapearance from blog coz I almost ended my one night stand life. Yes, you are right, I almost getting married but I chicken out last minute. I dont think marriage life is suitable for me. I kept on asking myself for last few months, why I wanted to get married. The first answer popped up to my mind is.. ehemmm.. of coz is SEX!! I had tried sex with countless men before and different kind of sex positions.

Then why I need a permanant man for sex if I can get it from different men??

Just wanna get intimacy from a man or just to get someone to accompany me? I think if I really want to get married, I want to marry to someone who can provide me a better life, ya man, a rich old man to get married to, who doesnt want that? Dont have to work like a dog, dont have to wake up at 7 am in the morning in the cold morning, dont have to drive in massive traffic, dont have to face the stupid boss face who only say yes for whatever my suggestions is..

Of coz, the reason to get marry is not for love, although I am slightly attracted to him, I dont know whether I love him or not, but for sure, he s crazy of me, but this is not a good reason to get marry, not yet..

So, good news for you guys, my hunt for one night stand still on going, will post it up soon!!