Flirt SMS

#Kisses blown are kisses wasted
Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated #

#A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss aint a kiss unless its with tongues
So open ur mouth & close your eyes & give your tongue some exercise#

#Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ...
in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!#

#God made butter,
God made cheese;
God made you for me to squeeze.

God made whiskey,
God made Pepsi
and when he made you he made you SEXY! #


#Kissing you baby is my dream
I am the strawberry and you re the cream
Handle me gentle, keep me real keen
You and I together babes, the passion is so extreme!#

Pole Dancing

Pole dancing is a form of dancing or gymnastics that takes muscular endurance and coordination as well as sensuality. It requires dancing sensually with a vertical pole and it is often used in strip club and gentlemen's club. I'm interested in this pole dancing and taking my lessons well (I hope). Here some of the pictures I would like to share with you how pole dancing looked like.















Anyone want to see me dance? I can do it privately too!!

THREE ANSWERS MOST SCARED BY MEN

1. Whatever

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

2. Anything

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tired meh?
Men: Then find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything


3. You decide

Men: Then we just go home lo
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything
Men: (Look around, see see and look look... no one here, better kill her now, or else she ll give me lot of headache in future)