Wednesday, June 6, 2007

THREE ANSWERS MOST SCARED BY MEN

1. Whatever

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

2. Anything

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tired meh?
Men: Then find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything


3. You decide

Men: Then we just go home lo
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything
Men: (Look around, see see and look look... no one here, better kill her now, or else she ll give me lot of headache in future)

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Womans so difficult to please wan!

Cheeky_me said...

yinsi,
now only u know or u knew it long time ago?? haha... but not all women r liddat wan

Simple American said...

You forgot "got headache." kekeke

pisang goreng 115,NF said...

yeah? meh kimmy?

whois this your friend kar?

Cheeky_me said...

lol @ s.american, yeah, tat s another scary answer scared by men huh, especially when men had the urge.. ouch!!!

Cheeky_me said...

pisang pisang... luckily it s not my fren, if not i ll ask her go ciak ka ki, haha

Anonymous said...

women are not too difficult to please... you just need to rub them up the right way... with the right amount of strength and before long - they'd be rubbing you too! ;P

Anonymous said...

women are not too difficult to please... you just need to rub them up the right way... with the right amount of strength and before long - they'd be rubbing you too! ;P

Anonymous said...

dump her... lol..