Love Poem 1

My travels to xxx to be with you

I recall
the days when
The stars glide slowly past.
The milky night welcomes me
As I settle into the cavernous beast
Watching a thousand words file past
to bridge the distance between
Our restless hearts
If just for an instant.

Searching for air
Outside,
the darkness seals me in.
Molecules swirl impatiently
As wistful shadows of Malaya look back at me;
smudges of dim lights
on the window pane
race past me helplessly.

My steel-cold compartment
Moves deeper into the land,
Closer to you.
Come sleep
Into the darkness
And let me trace your heartbeat now
Let the soft lines of your skin
Pull me into sleep, sleep, sleep.

Then darkness.
It hastens the rise
of the xxx morning sun
and I rise to search
for your sweet clean face
in the tiny sea of unwashed humanity.

A Resignation Letter

Dear Boss,

You know why I want to resign?

Since I worked for you, I have no time to blog anymore.
When I don’t have time to blog anymore, my readers hates me.
When my readers hate me, they don’t visit my blog anymore.
When they don’t visit my blog anymore, my hits drop.
When my hits drop, I become unhappy.
When I become unhappy, I will eat a lot.
When I eat a lot, I will get fat.
When I get fat, it will affect your company’s image.
When your company’s image is affected, your business no good.
When your business no good, you become unhappy.
When you become unhappy, you eat a lot, like me.
When you eat a lot, I’m afraid you will become fat, like me

You see, boss. It’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good, because I care for you, boss.

So, the conclusion is, I want to resign, please let me go la..


Yours cheesily,

Cheeky_me

A Letter To Sumone

Over and over again, I am considering whether I should accept your proposal. You are such a nice person, it’s me who is not good enough for you.

I am just a woman with a heavy baggage, and no one willing to share my baggage with me.

No matter how many love poems you had written, no matter how many times of proposal you had made, no matter how many times you told me you love me, it’s not enough to mend and to heal the scattered heart, not anymore…

Don’t waste your time on me, don’t put your hope on me, I am going to let you down. I had said no for the first time and I am going to say it again.


Just let me be what I want to be and we both move on, different path and different way

Which Part Will Turn U On?

I found this picture lying in my inbox, Map to Heaven, lol

Surprisingly, it only tells half of the true story. Why is that? Maybe it`s because not every part of the "map' fits every women! That may be your first hint guys. We are all different, what works on one women will make another women slap your face with disgust.

Some women love a very passionate kiss. A passionate kiss can be an instant orgasm. Women love to feel the sensation of your breathe on thier skin. That will surely send her to a new level of sensations.

Women have very sensitive backs. A women's spine will tingle with the slightest touch of your finger tips.

Kiss her shoulder, kiss her belly, kiss and nibble her ear, kiss her thighs and between her legs

She will be warm already, anticipating the sensation of your tongue!

And another thing about breast or boobs (ya, you guys love that the most, I know). Women do vary with having their breasts played with. This should be done gently at first, so to not turn her off. Some women love a very passionate kiss. A passionate kiss can be an instant orgasm.

Talk sweet words to her ears, listen to her moans when you caress her, read her body language, feel her wetness and please show your anticipation by at least tell your feeling when she is trying hard to please you.

Got me?? Got the hints?? even with the clothes on, you still able to turn a woman on, as long as you know her sensitive spot.

Vacancy

In line with expansion of my ONS experiences, cheeky_me seek for candidates who fits below requirements :

1. Must be a man
2. Age above 30 years old


Special Requirement of ONS Partner
1. Above 175cm of height
2. Not more than 75kg of weight
3. Attractive outlook
4. Good skill in 69 position
5. A good teaser
6. At least 6" long (hmm... u guys know wat i mean here)






Special Requirement of Husband
1. Brave
2. Intelligent
3. Gentle
4. Polite
5. Energetic
6. Nutty
7. Industrious
8. Sensitive
And if all else fails, well….. read the CAPITAL LETTERS only.


Pls enquire within.

Shower Test

When you step into a shower, which part
of the body do you wash first?

Please select a body first?

A. Chest
B. Face
C. Armpits
D. Hair
E. Privates
F. Shoulders
G. Others



Now Scroll Down To See What Your Answer Means.



























A. Chest:
You are a practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around
the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to
be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who
do not see things your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new
things. Your best partner in life will be those who choose D (Hair).





B. Face:
Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it.
Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are
there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard
to understand you, but you are not concerned as to what they think.
Very self-centered person. Average sex partner as too selfish and
tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner.
Your best partner in life will be those who choose E (Privates)
and G (Others).






C. Armpits:
You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally very
popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help
others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether
people are genuine towards you. Make very poor sex partners as you
are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life
will be those who choose F (Shoulders).






D. Hair:
Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what
most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking, but you will work
tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not
important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic
types. Make the best sex partners as you are most willing to explore
and please ther other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best
partner in life will be those who chose A (Chest) and E (Privates).






E. Privates:
Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others.
You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and
unattractive. Perserverance is not your strength and you tend to give
up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make an above
average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very
few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best
sex partner in life will be those who choose B (Face) and D (Hair).



F. Shoulder:
A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you
and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to
be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a livin hell.
Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always
fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to
find a partner in life. Those who choose C (Armpits) are your
only chance.



G. Others:
You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner
strengths, but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little
bit more adventurous and see your potential. Deep down, you are very
likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to
make your strengts stand out and not just hide you weaknessess. You
are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different
techniques, but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out.
Your best partner in life will be those who choose B (Face).

Pulau Perhentian Trip

Lazing all day in the hammock



Walking barefoot along the soft white sandy beach and crystal clear aqua blue water



It's raining
It's pouring
The old man is snoring
Bumped his head
And he went to bed
And he couldn't get up in the morning



The water taxis with no biz, just lying restlessly at the seashore