Pissed Off!!

Yes, I am fuckingly pissed, pissed coz I was cheated by a friend of mine, I thought the present is so precious that I kept it for months, not willing to open it coz it had been such precious present to me, as the one who gave the present to me was a guy that I admired during school day.

The story should have started from the Chinese New Year gathering held in my house few months back. I had invited few old friends of mine for tea-time session, so that after the tea time, we can just heading to the best restaurant near to my house for dinner. Yes, sorry, I don’t know how to cook, so who the hell care for that? A gathering is meant for just gathering, not for food, you really crave for food?? Just go to the best restaurant in town and have whatever heck you want to, don’t bother me to prepare it, I am not a good cook anyway.

Back to the story, the guy, lets call him LC, had brought me a bottle of Merlott, which according to him, he bought it when he went abroad to Australia and just bought it to keep in store and will gave to someone special.


Sigh… to cut the story short, I had prepared some finger fruits, cracker with whipped cream and caviar on top, finger bite sandwiches, puddings, fruit salads, and bought the cheese cake from the famous cheese cake shop in town. Not forgetting one dozen of red wine, two dozens of beer and vodka with orange juice for my favourite screw driver, (hey, when I think back, don’t you think the food that I prepared with my maid will be enough to feed 20 persons of Africans? They will be more appreciated than my so called “old friends” who just know how to complain about the food) What else you expect from a sexy lady like me?? A maid suit with gee string?? Yes, I will do that in your dream!! It will be enough for "few friends of mine". Although I had invited few old friends, but it will be a whole family of my friends, mean that if I invited one of my friend, more than 2 will attend, including their spouse, their kids and even their maid.

Yes, the gathering was fun, we were so high with alcohol and the memories of good old days, how sweet the school time that makes us laugh and make us cry, many of us enjoyed the moment and until now I still remember the sweet memory with them.

Ok, I better go straight to the scene that pissing me off. Few days ago, when I thought back the gathering held in my house, I took out the Merlott wine that LC brought for me and started to twist around to check the manufactuer, alcohol level, the origin country etc. and I saw a white label sticked at the very bottom of the bottle and what a shock when I read it :

Di eksport oleh :
xxxx Sdn Bhd
Xxxxx, Kuala Lumpur,
Malaysia.

What the heck?? The label look like the same one that I bought from the local drug store. If LC really bought it from Australia, then what the heck the label came from? Or is it I am the one who did mistake, maybe he wanted to tell me that he bought it when he was on the way to the airport going to Australia? But what the hell he wanted to buy it if he was on the way to Australia?? What's the reason LC wanted to tell lies? To tell me that he is rich, he has a pretty and sexy wife, with 2 daughters and a maid? If not mistaken, he is a manager in pharmaceutical company. Is he wants to compare with me? What is it for?

Really don’t understand and don’t bother about it at all, just live my life on, why I have to look back when there is a beautiful life lies ahead of me?

Island Trip Again ..

It's end of March, I made a trip to island as what I did in the past few years. The weather was excellent. The boat ride to the island was quite bumpy in the choppy sea. None of us in the boat with dry clothes, especially the boat driver, he was totally wet, I know sometimes it's great to get wet, but not at this moment.



The beach is still as white as before and so do the clear turqoise sea, so clear that you can see me if I dive in the water topless or naked :P.





Mat salleh kids playing at jetty

The first day was free and easy, I do nothing just eat and sleep, and lying at the pool and at the beach, and I found out there's wifi at the reception area, hooray!! next time I will bring my laptop to update my blog there. I was expecting sexy guys with 6 packs but what I saw the most were guys with 3 packs, chest looks like breast and big tummy :(. The most hillarious scene was all the foreigners got up from swimming pool once they saw malays wearing their t-shirts and long pants and some woman wearing tudung, soaking in the water. (Piece of advice to resort operator : if you really want to have a pool in your resort, put up a sign : ONLY SWIMSUIT ALLOW, pleaseeeee )

Second day, we went snoarkling with a group of people, with 4 hot chicks together, aheemm.. including me of course. The first stop was somewhere in Pulau Perhentian Besar. There were a lot of sea jellies floating about - fortunately these were not stingers, but it makes my skin itchy and uncomfortable. The second stop was at the beach of Perhentian Island Resort.


This is christmas tree coral, it will close once we touch it



Brain coral -- look like someone's small brain huh


Clown fish or nemo fish



Turtle's back coated with moss, next trip I will bring brush to brush off the moss, so yucky...

After that we had our lunch at Cocohut Resort, the food was great. The chinese ah pek holding wok cooking at open air, don't have to worry he added something funny in our food :P



The third stop was sharks point. It's not as scary as Jaws movie, actually the sharks here quite shy, they scared of people, once they saw us, they will swam away. There were 2 sharks, one with 2 feet long and another one was 4 feet long, one of the girl had cut her wrist and knee as the sea was so rough, she's not a good swimmer I guess. One of the guy was so freaking out, he thought her blood will make the sharks attacking us. Haha...

The last stop was spring water. The spring water is natural resource, came from rock, according to the tour guide, no matter how hot the weather is, even during dry season, water never dried up. Its nice to wash and splash each other with icy cold water after soaking in sea water for whole day.

Back to my room and wash up myself,and went to the beach later. There was a hammock near to the beach but too bad it always occupied by somebody, never got a chance to sleep on it. During night time, there were no clouds and the stars were magnificient. Strolling along the beach, watching little white crabs running around to the holes.


Picture was taken during day time, can't really see the crabs at night

It was such a peaceful life over here. It was such enjoyable and amazing trip. As what the tour guide said, he got nothing to show me as I was such a regular visitor at Pulau Perhentian, but if you need a short break, and you have no idea where to go, visit Pulau Perhentian!!

Relationship? Affair?

Can a true relationship come out of a lustful affair? It is hard to say if you never experience it. About three months ago, having sworn off one night stands, I allowed a very handsome and interesting man to seduce me. We saw each other once I stepped in the bar and I walked straight to the stool chair next to him. It was a pleasant evening talking to a good looking guy with vast knowledge of everything. After few drinks and we felt we were clicking to each other, we were heading to the 5 star hotel nearby. It was very passionate and I began thinking monogamously, which made him retreat. We still see each other as "friends" with no sex and only some flirting. I still think he's great and my respect for him grows, and I think his appreciation for me is maturing. Just wait and see...

I m Sorry, I Am Too Capable

Yesterday I just chatted with my friend through MSN about why I still remain single, after 6 years of single life. My answer to him is : I am too capable that scares all the men away!!

No joke, just imagine, your girlfriend has 3 C, car, cash and condominium (I even better, I have my a bungalow house :-) ), I managed my finance, personal and social life very well, and I know all the house chores from changing the water tap to painting the house, guys for sure will run away with me.

They feel that their manhood and dignity being challenged, their felt threatened with woman's capability and confident. Men have this ego that tells them to be the provider, to take care of the vulnerable woman. When a woman exhibits strong character, intelligence, and an inclination to express her opinion many men read it as if she's saying that she doesn't need him;

I'm sure it's often not the intended message. Women have been evolving for decades, and only in the past 35 years have really asserted themselves in a lot of ways. Men have fought the evolution the entire way, but seem to be slowly changing so they can accept relationships without always being the protector.

Am I wrong for being too capable? I am not as good as this woman :



and nor as sexy and pretty as this woman :



and I am not as rich this woman :



I am plain jane, low profile, humble, with intelligent and 'presentable'.... who dare to want me???

How To Get Your Salary Increment?

It's a new year and you had been appraised by your superior but yet to get your salary increment, what you going to do? This is a sample of letter you can write to your boss :

Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$ of u$, employee$, who have given $o much $upports and $ervice$ to the orgrani$ation.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Nomani $mith


And guess what, this is your boss reply on your request :

Dear NOmani,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has been changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well yet.

NOw, newspaper indicates world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the country may fall into aNOther recession. I wish it will NOt happen soon.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

MariNO PoNO

Almost...

Sorry folks, for my long disapearance from blog coz I almost ended my one night stand life. Yes, you are right, I almost getting married but I chicken out last minute. I dont think marriage life is suitable for me. I kept on asking myself for last few months, why I wanted to get married. The first answer popped up to my mind is.. ehemmm.. of coz is SEX!! I had tried sex with countless men before and different kind of sex positions.



Then why I need a permanant man for sex if I can get it from different men??

Just wanna get intimacy from a man or just to get someone to accompany me? I think if I really want to get married, I want to marry to someone who can provide me a better life, ya man, a rich old man to get married to, who doesnt want that? Dont have to work like a dog, dont have to wake up at 7 am in the morning in the cold morning, dont have to drive in massive traffic, dont have to face the stupid boss face who only say yes for whatever my suggestions is..

Of coz, the reason to get marry is not for love, although I am slightly attracted to him, I dont know whether I love him or not, but for sure, he s crazy of me, but this is not a good reason to get marry, not yet..

So, good news for you guys, my hunt for one night stand still on going, will post it up soon!!

11th Husband

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,

"Please be gentle, darling. I'm still a virgin... ".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him so much.

"But now that I've married you, I'm so sexcited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"Coz you're with the GOVERNMENT.. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

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